when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
oh my god………
THE PIECE OF CONFETTI LOOKS LIKE A DICK I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter
This makes me extremely content.
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?