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I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FIVE MINUTES. I AM CRYING. SEND HELP.
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
Repeat Stuff - Bo Burnham
I don’t think I’ll ever come to terms with the unadulterated genius that is Bo.
Alt + Reblog
there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious
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less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands