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coolator:

Press A to corn

coolator:

Press A to corn

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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squishlemon:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FIVE MINUTES. I AM CRYING. SEND HELP.

squishlemon:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FIVE MINUTES. I AM CRYING. SEND HELP.

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

popculturebrain:

laughterkey:

Repeat Stuff  - Bo Burnham

I don’t think I’ll ever come to terms with the unadulterated genius that is Bo.

Alt + Reblog

pokemoncap:

good.

octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

it me
me when it me (via chaoticclassicism)
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
(via sexual-feelings)