I’m the worst girlfriend ever report #2:

Went on a walk with buddies and found a notebook that had some funny things written in it. At a quick glance I described it as what sounded like “7th grader emo garbage.” Later that evening I tell my bf about this notebook we found with this stupid garbage in it some idiot wrote.

It was his. I was making fun of him TO him.

Again, I’m garbage.

me n my plant gf
me: bby ur hand is so thin
her: that me leaf
luvpie1997:

the summary

luvpie1997:

the summary

I AM LITERAL GARBAGE AND I’M GOING TO VOMIT

I just called my bf cause I saw him snapping some chick a LOT so I wanted to ask who she was to him and it was a COWORKER WHO SNAPS EVERYONE AT HIS WORK AND I MADE HIM SUPER UNEASY AND I’VE MESSED UP SO BAD AND HE DIDNT SOUND VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT WHATSOEVER AND IM GOING TO VOMIT IM GOING TO VOMIT RIGHT NOW

fineladyfrombelize:

who is she

larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

professor-pigeon:

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

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crimewave420:

pk—-love:

THE CREATOR HAS SPOKEN

crimewave420:

pk—-love:

THE CREATOR HAS SPOKEN

mikelotic:

Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage

mikelotic:

Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage