A lot of grandmas on Facebook have accidentally been tagging themselves as hip-hop DJ Grandmaster Flash. Source
I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk
Butter confirmed for Mash.
date a guy who asks you whats wrong. date a guy who gets excited whenever he sees your face. date a guy who buys ice cream for you. date a guy who apologies when he accidentally makes you mad. date a guy who will turn his fucking back against the organization after realizing it made your life a living hell. date a guy who struggles to remember your name because you weren’t supposed to exist but he tries to remember you anyway. date roxas. just fucking date roxas
Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s
Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.
Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.
you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass
Just in case